Yo Mama!(May get to PG-13 Level or Higher.)

[Taiki-kun]

Your character steps upona stage. Hundreds of people are watching and cheering, "YO MAMA!"
They want Yo MAMA battles.

Rules:1. Nothing is personal it is just for this playful roleplay. DOn't take anything serious.
2. Don't do XXX jokes, please.
3. NO VIOLENCE!
4. More than one battle can go on at a time. A battle can be 2 v 2 or 1v1.


FEEL FREE TO JOIN!

[Taiki-kun]

Asuma stepped upon the stage, and saw no competition.

[David]

Haru stepped into the stage. He saw the Jounin Asuma. He faced him in the ultimate battle. Pay back time. "Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

[Tenko]

"Holy crap... How'd I get here anyway?"

Yamanaka Ino, looking distinctly alarmed by somehow ending up in such a rowdy audience, couldn't help but let out an aggravated sigh as Haru challenged her would've-been-but-not sensei. Deciding to write off her random appearance at such a low-class place to the forces that be, the kunoichi stood up in her seat at Haru's introductory insult, rolling her eyes at the apparantly lame crowd-warmer.

"Shit, Haru, he's totally going to drown you like that!" She called out pointedly, not even sure as to whether or not she was supposed to be cheering someone on.

[Taiki-kun]

^{Asuma laughed at Haru's Peti joke. "Well, at least my mother /can/ get Love. All your mother gets is love from a Supersized McDonalds Menu."}

((It's a fat joke. Asuma is playing the battle of wits.))

[David]

Well he couldn't open with his best jokes. He was good but Haru knew them all. " Yo momma is so nasty I called her to say Hi and I got an ear infection! "

[Taiki-kun]

^{"Awesome internet joke kid... great job!"
Asuma pulled out some toilet paper. "Your mother is so nasty, that she uses this (-throws toilet paper to haru-) to blow her nose."}

(It's a Toilet joke... heh.)

[Tenko]

"'McDonald's?' The hell is -" There was silence as someone in the audience passed her a 2007 restaurant pamphlet and Ino blinked at the cover.

"..."

Tossing the thing to the side, the blonde girl turned her disgruntled attention back to Asuma-sensei and Hiyashi Haru, unable to fight back the sigh in her mouth. "No, I mean he's seriously drowning you, Haru! Show a little back-bone, damnit, 'cause you obviously can't compete with his showmanship!" This was to be expected - and she was inwardly vouching for Asuma to win again - but you had to keep in mind; if Haru didn't help him escalate the material, this wouldn't get too far.

Wait. What the hell?! She wasn't supposed to be here in the first place.

[David]

He shot death glares at Ino. " Shut it! " He looked back at Asuma. " What do yo momma and a seafood restaurant have in common? They both have crabs!

[Taiki-kun]

^{"Okay, mom my has an itch, whatever. Anyways, what does your mother and a dairy farm have in common?
Asuma abruptly stopped himself, hoping that Haru would get the joke. And yes, being fat is a lot worse than having an itch.
"Just give up kid..."}